Guys, Here is a "Burlesque Novelty Apron - Exotic Dancer Apron with Inflatable Boobs" gift. I absolutely love this apron. This perky apron has inflatable boobies!! Next to real ones, inflatable boobs are almost just as good. The seller of this apron says "Twirl your nipple tassels whilst you peel your spuds, wiggle those hips as you whisk those eggs and get down and dirty with our Burlesque Novelty Apron." This piece of perfection is has inflatable boobs with twirling nipple tassels attached. .."Enjoy standing out, being the center of attention.... Feel what its like to have all eyes gazing at you... or your giant boobs, while whipping up a storm in the kitchen..." If you have some dumpy ugly wife, this apron may actually make her look almost sexy in the kitchen. Just remember, the uglier she is, the bigger the boobs need to be.
via Depremier
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