2 FEMALES AND 3 MALES FLIES

Tracy walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking a round with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" Tracy Asked.

"Hunting flies," He responded.

"Oh, killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, two females, three males, " he replied.

Intrigued, she asked, how can you tell?

He responded, " two were on the phone & Three were on a beer can, "

WOMAN SHOCKED BY E-MAIL

A man checked and get into a hotel. There was a computer in his room. So he decided to send an E-MAIL to his wife.

However he accidentally typed the wrong e-mail address and without realizing his error, he sent the message. Meanwhile, somewhere a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her mail, expecting message from her relatives and friends. After reading the first message she fainted.

The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My loving wife
Subject: I've just reached
Date: 12th Jan 2010

I know you are surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now, and I am allowed to send e-mails to my loved ones.

I've just reached and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you.

Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was..!