DESIGN A BEAVER MAGNETIC PICTURE

Here's a Design A Beaver Magnetic Picture. Seller for this suggests "Create your own Designer Beaver with the Design a Beaver Magnetic Picture! What better way to pass the time than to create new and interesting pubic hair shapes on a magnetic board. ... Why not design your perfect 'lady hair' shape, take your design to the salon and show them exactly how you want it. Then whilst they are using the hot wax strips you can focus your attention away from the pain and decide what your next design will be!!" So it's not clear whether this is intended as a toy for men or as a grooming tool for women. Whatever the intent, I see hours of fun for me.

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DOGGIE STYLE PENCIL SHARPENER

Here's a Funny Sexy Girl naked butt Pen Holder Animated Penholder Gag Gift. The seller of this pen holder says "This is a very wild and Funny Pen Holder. It is a sexy lady with a naked butt for holding your pen. When you insert pen into her butt, she will moan in different ways while knocking her head up and down! It will surely make everyone laugh!" Seller then points out "It is really would be a talking point at work!" Ya think?! I can see myself now eagerly running into my boss's office and saying hey Veronica, want to try my new pen holder?

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OLD FASHIONED SEX OBSESSED MAN PENCIL SHARPENER

Here's the Funny Sexy Bikini Girl Pen Sharpener Holder gift. If you are not a big fan of doggy style, other than on the rare occasion when I don't want to look at the butter face girl I am with, I like the plain old fashioned way of taking care of business. For those like me who are traditionalist, I think this is a much better gift idea. If you want to see the video of another variation on this desk toy, you can click and watch here:

So, that is is for my ultimate collection of great gift ideas for the sex obsessed man. What do you think of them? Which do you want for Christmas or Hanukah?